Venetianprincess 7 Things Guys Don't Have To Do
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It's time for me to say this
Addressing all you guys
Except for all the drag queens
Who deserve a nobel prize
But the straight guys
They don't realize
What we go through everyday
And it's a lot
Now it's time for all us females
To remind you just in case
You all forgot
The 7 things guys don't have to do
Shave legs
Give birth
Aunt Flow
Wear Skirts
Wax Armpits
Hey it hurts!
Wear pantyhose
And your toes too
High heels
Pluck brows
Skip meals
Count pounds
Some girls have to carry heavy mounds
We're way past 7 now, but I'll keep going anyhow
Uncomfy thongs
Tight bras
Tampons
Spend our money on beauty salons
Flat iron burns
And health concerns from hair dye fumes
And the reason why we do these crazy things the we do
Is we do it for you
Sometimes we're hard to deal with
That- we can't deny
Just think of what we go through
See that's the reason why
Shave legs
Give birth
Aunt Flow
Wear Skirts
Wax Armpits
Hey it hurts!
Wear pantyhose
And your toes too
High heels
Pluck brows
Skip meals
Count pounds
Some girls have to carry heavy mounds
We're way past 7 now, but I'll keep going anyhow
Uncomfy thongs
Tight bras
Tampons
Spend our money on beauty salons
Flat iron burns
And health concerns from hair dye fumes
And the reason why we do these crazy things the we do
Is we do it for you
