Two Man Advantage Oh Harry
Walked into a barWith my friend Harry
Undid his pants
And he showed his Larry
When he went and laid it on the bar
The bartender said 'take it to your car'
Oh Harry
But there was this girl
Who didn't find it scary
A lonley girl and her name was Mary
The parking lot is where she had her way
The poor girl could barely walk the next day
Oh Harry
