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The Polite Way To Rob A Bank Lyrics


Tw Walsh The Polite Way To Rob A Bank


i drew a picture that looks weirdit is jesus but i left
out the beard
the eyes don't follow where you walk
but the lips move when other people talk
i invented a way of robbing banks
it starts with 'the money please' and ends with 'thanks'
i got a patent on the letter 'd'
so be careful what you say around me
i wrote the story of a trip
to the faucet with the loudest drip
the folks there don't have time to drink
because they're building the world's most quiet sink

i invented a way of robbing banks
it starts with 'the money please' and ends with 'thanks'
i got a patent on the letter 'd'
so be careful what you say around me
i wrote the story of a plan
to murder the world's most thirsty man
i still don't have the motive done
but the weapon is a water gun

i invented a way of robbing banks
it starts with 'the money please' and ends with 'thanks'
i've been reading since i was three
so be careful what you say around me



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