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Trollfest La Grande Finale

Professor Otto står ved bålet, er brygger på ein troll love potion, den skal han gi til JegerMeister
JegerMeister trenger den zu speed up all the fertilizing

Et stykke fra Helluvas hall har trollene slått leir og made plans
Helluva skal få bli gravid nå
JegerMeister skal bli far og uten tvil så dør han av det

Nå drikker JegerMeister troll-love eliksiren, er ist klar zu sacrifice life
Så tar han fart og løper straight towards Helluva, he has no remorse and no fear

He has no remorse and no fear

Rett bak ham følger Sarah, CamoClair und Otto
IslandsHans hat nicht zu gut fart
Now entering the hall, they all split up and distract Helluva with all their power

Distract Helluva with their power

Bang! Helluva eksplodere, trampe rundt i sinne, denge laus med klubba si
Wow! Camouflage Claire sniker JegerMeister bak und opp på ryggen til Helluva
Now the other trolls retreat; they have made the feat, it's up to JegerMeister
So none gets to witness mating unlike anything, except a few deep-water fish

We're talking about angler fish

Au! Helluva feels something itching on her lower back but she's far too fat to reach it
Slow! JegerMeister's merging, melting into her skin, becoming a part of her
Then the only thing left from JegerMeister is a huge sack of balls
They remain there even dangling, pumping out his semen whenever she is good to spawn
Spawning out some little troll bastards
Over the next few weeks, Helluva pumps out a fullblown horde

Our dearest JegerMeister made life better for the trolls
Out dearest JegerMeister gave his life for all the trolls

Professor Otto står ved bålet, er underholde massevis av trollkids, noen klatre rundt på IslandHans
Resten av dei lytter til hva professoren lærer dem

Steel Sarah und Camouflage Clair patruljere hulene og henter trollunger, Helluva gir faen i det
Hun ligger i hallen sin og spruter ut en masse trollbarn


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