Trevor Moore Bullies (feat. Asmeret Ghebremichael)
I saw a story 'bout a girl, not even twenty yet
She was bullied by some trolls just for being different
And as I read I wondered how much further we'd be along
If all society's bullies just disappeared and were gone
It's not okay to say that someone is different from us all
Assuming we are right and big, and that they are wrong and small
There's no excuse to make this poor girl feel she's off the plan
Even if she self-identifies as a... Wolf?
Are you f..cking kidding me? A God damn wolf?
That's who this stupid kid thinks she is?
Thank God I kept on reading, can't believe I almost retweeted this
You're not a martyr or a victim, just an attention whore
Making a mockery of legit social movements from before
You're literally crying wolf while kids out there are getting disowned for being gay
So don't claim discrimination cause you know damn well it's not the same
In fact, I take back what I said, who knows where we would be today
Or what other crap these coddled kids would come up with if the bullies go away
[Hook]
If the bullies go away
If the bullies go away
If the bullies go away
Life's in the ecosystem
At least, that's what they say
You gotta think about what happens
When you take one piece away
If the bullies go away
If the bullies go away
If the bullies go away
If the bullies go away
Life is an ecosystem
At least, that's what they say
You gotta think about what happens when you take one piece away
And when we cracked down on the bullies
Perhaps we just went too far
Cause with nothing but encouragement
These kids don't even know what they are
That one thinks that she's a vampire
This one thinks that he's a wolf
This one's got a pony toy and jerking off onto its hooves
This one bought a pillow printed with an anime cartoon
He's bringing it to family functions saying that it's his waifu
This one self-identifies as the planet Mercury
She's a genderfluid otherkin who's proud that she's obese
Reality's a trigger word, so we're quickly losing touch
We need some kids to have the balls to say you all are f..cking nuts
Look, you're not animal no matter how you f..cking feel
Vampires and werewolves are not even f..cking real
Bullies, you need to right the ship, put us back on proper course
You need to come back and restore some balance to the force
That's a Star Wars quote I used, please make fun of me for that
Say my songs are never funny and I'm looking old and fat
You still got it all within you, you just have to believe
So dust yourself off, get on out there and give some kids swirlies
Shove 'em into lockers, give 'em wedgies, you do what you do
Haters gonna hate, and for that we depend on you
Our skin is getting thinner each and every single day
And there'll be nobody left to guide us back if all the bullies go away
[Hook, Trevor speaking]
That's right, bullies
Never stop believing in yourself
Don't let anybody try and change who you are
You are necessary
You matter
So the next time
Someone tries to tell you not to make fun of someone who's being a total weirdo
Just think of this song