Tramp Stamps I'd Rather Die
[Verse 1]
I can't remember the last time
I slept with someone I actually liked and he went down on me
I can't recall a memory of someone driving home and not asking for a blowjob (ew)
[Chorus]
I'd rather die than hook up with another straight white guy
I'd rather die than fake it like I'm having a good time
I'd rather die than spend the night with another Ryan, or Matthew, or John
Yeah, I'd rather die
Die, die, die, die, die
We're over and I-
[Verse 2]
I don't know how you think we're gonna f..ck
When you can't get it up
I'm sick of hearing "it's the alcohol"
And when you're finally in the mood
It lasts like one or two seconds and then you're done and wanna spoon
[Bridge]
I'm just sayin' it's not fair to
Leave me hangin' like this
I'm just sayin' it's not fair to
Leave me hangin' like this
[Chorus]
I'd rather die
I'd rather die than hook up with another straight white guy
I'd rather die than fake it like I'm having a good time
I'd rather die than spend the night with another Kyle, or Spencer, or Rob
Or Michael, or Jason, or Charlie, or Jackson
Or Henry, or Steven, or Connor, or Chad
Yeah, I'd rather die
Die, die, die, die, die
We're over and I-