Toothpick Supersize Me
Man:
[Right now you have the urge to eat something.
When it's through if you still want to eat, then you're probably really hungry.
Think about what I'm saying]
F.A.T
That is me
But I didn't used to be
I was hot. I was hungry
I was loose. I was free
Then I waited in the line
For some burgers and some fries
Super size, that'd be nice
Take a bite and close your eyes
Round 2, what do I do
I can barely walk around
Jenny Craig, Richard Simmons
But I still lug the pounds
Hamburgers, coke cola
Getting gas from too much soda
Double double, chunky chunky
Hope this meal is never over
The world is round, and so am I
Big boys, big girls with real big thighs
(Chorus)
Super size, super size
The American way
Going down, throwing down
All day, every day
Super size, super size
The American way
Getting fat, getting broke
Either way you're gonna pay
Super size me
Super size me
Super size me
Super size me
Now I can't get out of bed
So I have to order rein
I'm a triple fat fatty
And I have a triple chin
Who's the blame
Call the lawyer
Try to settle outta court
Get some cash
Spend it fast
Cos I'm staring at my fork
Cos it's sad and it's lonely
Ham and cheese with balogne
Large pies, stuff-crusted
Doggy bagels for a phony
I have lost the motivation
To inhibit the sensation
But I loathe the frustration
Birthday cake, I take my face in
Turkey club with double bacon's
Got healthy connotations
Fast food has over-taken
And has super sized the nation
(Chorus)
[If I can keep up this progress, I'd have 25 pounds. 25 pounds! That's a lot of weight.]
Kentucky fried, just fried
Chicken nuggets, dip it twice
Freeky fries and gelata
Philly cheese, drive-through diet
Pack more weight
Cardiac, heart attack
Back on track
Grow so fat, slim, fast, slim, slow
Touch your toes
Finger lickin'
Hit the border
Pull right up
And place your order
Yes sir, r'way
Right away
You deserve a break today!
Super size, super size
The American way
Going down, throwing down
All day, every day
Super size, super size
The American way
Getting fat, getting broke
Either way you're gonna pay
Super size me
Super size me
[Put something in your mouth]
Super size me
(Can I get extra cheese with that? )
Super size me
(Whatdaya mean 50 cents for extra cheese? )
Super size me
(I come here all the time! )
Super size me
(Hook your brother up! )
Super size me
(Ooh I'm a fan)
Super size me
(All you can eat all day)
Super size me
(Is that the biggest size you've got? )
Super size me
(I said I want it super-sized)
Super size me
(Can I get like, a bucket with a handle? )
Super size me
(2 for a dollar? I'll take it! )
Super size me
(All I need is 3 more forks)
Super size me
(And another seta hands)
[That's a pretty good idea]
