Tony Stewart Seething
(The Arachnids) And the Spirit of the Lord Came upon Samson once again It took him down to Ashkelon He struck down thirty men He took all their belongings And bore their clothes away To use them for the forfeit He promised he would pay And Samson he was seething Oh boy ! Was Samson mad ? The Philistines had wronged him So vengeance Samson had His wife, meanwhile, was given to The one who'd been best man Some best man to take his wife Who needs that kind of man ? He took a harvest goat for her To celebrate the day But as he went up to her room Her father barred the way And Samson he was seething Oh boy ! Was Samson mad ? The Philistines had wronged him So vengeance Samson had "You didn't want her anyway She's not the girl for you You'd really like her sister though She's very tasty too" "The Philistines have gone too far I'll even up the score Just to show how mad I am I'll harm them even more" So he caught three hundred foxes And he tied their tails in twos He fixed a torch to every pair And then he set them loose And Samson he was seething Oh boy ! Was Samson mad ? The Philistines had wronged him So vengeance Samson had Oh Samson he was seething Oh boy ! Was Samson mad ? The Philistines had wronged him So vengeance Samson had
