Toehider Toe Hider
[Verse]
I saw the clock
And I dashed for my socks
I untwisted the lock when...
When up up popped his little head
But it was strange
'Cause I wasn't afraid
But I, I have to say
That it was more than a little unnerving when he said...
[Chorus]
There'll be no moonlighting in the moonlight, children
No sightseeing in the sea
And you're best to cover up your feet soon darlings
Or best you give you toes to me
[Verse]
And the word got around, spreading right across town
That he wore his night gown
It was single, double, triple the fun
When the angle was right
In the sultry moonlight, he would give us a fright
And we all stood pretty motionless as he went...
[Chorus]
You'll have no more offers from the office, ladies
No tip-toeing round the truth
And there'll be no smashing of your packets either
Lest I give these toes to you
[Instrumental]
[Verse]
Now the ending of this fable
Sees the youngen small and able
Duck her head under the table
With her mouth all full of chewing gum
Could you believe it
Well I guess you had to see it
Little toes stuck with adhesive
TO CATCH A
CATCH A
CATCH A
TOEHIDER
Yeah the purple-y muck
Had him awfully stuck
And so all outta luck
Shoulders shrugged, he sat down beside her
And you know I confess
I suppose that to say
That I was surprised would be a massive understatement
When he turned to the children and spoke...
[Chorus]
Don't you worry much about your Hallux, Alex
Gone are slippers in the heat
And there'll be no more fidgeting your digits, Bridget
I see you like them more than me
So now go on with twinkling in the wet grass children
And moonlight dancing for the win
And there'll be no more toe-hiding I promise kids
But maybe I can tuck them in
So now go on with twinkling in the wet grass children
And moonlight dancing for the win
And there'll be no more toe-hiding I promise kids
But maybe I can tuck them in
So now go on with twinkling in the wet grass children
And moonlight dancing for the win
And there'll be no more toe-hiding I promise kids
But maybe I can tuck them in
So now go ... (turns off)
