Toad & Ray Cheesy I Gotta Pee
(Verse 1: Toad)
Toad trying to sleep, but i'm having nightmares
Keep my jacket on 'cuz I'll never sleep bare
Went to sleep, woke back up, feeling real hungry
Man I need something to fill up my tummy
Open the refrigerator, then I seen a paper
And it said there's no cookies
Then I said, wait a minute!
So I drank six cups of milk and some moldy cheese
Then I went to sleep when I should have went and peed
Fell asleep with a full bladder, I feel fatter
Woke up in a splatter, no time for laughter
Ray Cheesy looking at me like, Who made this mess?
And then he said, "Dude I can't believe you peed on my chest!"
I look over to the closet, I think I seen a ghost
Then I look back over and see it's just a coat
Super paranoid, Ray Cheesy think i'm trippin'
And all of this pee in the bed, you would think I went swimming!
(Hook x2)
You gotta pee?
I gotta pee!
You gotta pee??
Heck yeah I gotta pee!
And it's super dark
And I really can't see
And I gotta go to the potty
Man I gotta pee!
(Verse 2: Ray Cheesy)
It's Ray Cheesy
And I really gotta pee!
But it's taking Toad forever
Just to take a leak
And he's been in there forever
And I wonder did he leave?
Should I open up the door?
Should I even peak?
Got me dancing like a fire
I really need to potty
Pee on my chest
And I can't believe he just got me
Got pee on my favorite PJ's
About to pee on myself
And Toad is the delay
Toad said
''I need help!!''
Then I say ''What??''
That's when I heard a splash
And then I heard a flush
Then he said
''We gotta problem''
Then I said ''Hurry Up!''
Got me feeling like Chuck Norris
Punched me in the gut!
Bust in to see what's up
I can't believe my eyes!
I look up to the sky
And scream out ''WHY??''
Face really red
You would think my heads boiling
Tell me how can I pee
In a clogged toilet
(Hook x2)
