Tim Staffell U 8n't Kewel
You laugh at me, an' I really don't care
Glamorous fool, you ain't goin' nowhere
Far better off if you shine your shoes
Put a crease in your pants, you got nothing to lose
No need to preach, you're a popular man
Usin' up resources, feedin' off the land
You like to think act so cool
But you just don't know
You ain't cool
You really ain't cool
You just ain't cool
You just ain't cool
Girl smilin' and the beast's about
Why don't we just let the lions out?
Take it as a comment and spread it around
She's an artificial human, they're mechanical hounds
No use approvin' such a sad lost time
She's gettin' drunk like a bottle of wine
She likes to think that she's cool
But she just doesn't know
She ain't cool
She really ain't cool
She's so uncool
Well, the man in the corner, he's the president
With that crooked smile says his mind is bent
I always wondered where he goes
When he slips out the back door in civilian clothes
Don't make exception for a man like him
He's an educated fool, he's a brother grim
He likes to think that he's cool
But he just doesn't know
He ain't cool
He really ain't cool
He just ain't cool
He just ain't cool
He really ain't cool
He just ain't cool
You know you're not cool
You're so uncool
