Thulsa Doom Birthday Pony
F..ck you bet I used to be a little boy
They had locks and chains to hold me
Filled my room with stupid stupid toys
I want my birthday pony, yeah
I want my... I want my
I don't want no pool table
I don't want no light saber
I want my birthday pony yeah
Don't want no race car track
I want to ride the pony back
I want my. I want my
Don't want no pinball machine
I don't want no soda stream
Come on
When I see her standing in a field
She's a beauty, she's a dream
She's got those big brown eyes
I swear I'm gonna make 'em mine yeah
I'm gonna ride, ride the pony
So come on, come on
Ride the pony
Come on, come on
I want my
I don't want no pool table
I don't want no light saber
I want my. I want my
I don't want no pinball machine
I don't want no soda stream
I want my birthday pony
I don't want no race car tracks
I wan't to ride the pony back
