Thomas Mac My Sister
[Verse]
My Uncle Roy's a preacher
And my momma she's a saint
My cousin deserves a medal
For the most church wine drank
I ain't afraid of no girlfriend
Meetin' my sweet dad
But my sister could kick your ass
[Chorus]
My sister could kick your ass
Square you up and put you
Flat on your back
So don't you mess with her little brother
Unless you want your jaw jacked
My sister could kick your ass
[Verse 2]
My brother ain't ever
Backed down from no fight
I've seen him take down men
Damn near twice his size
But after two or three longnecks
And a little sniff of jack
My sister could kick your ass
[Chorus]
Well my sister could kick your ass
Square you up and put you
Flat on your back
So don't you mess with her little brother
Unlеss you want your jaw jacked
My sister could kick your ass
[Post-Chorus]
Herе she comes
Aw look out
[Verse 3]
Standing at five two out of southern Ohio
With ninety six blackouts
She currently holds the title
For the say that shit to my face championship
Of her weight class
My sister could kick your ass
[Chorus]
My sister could kick your ass
Square you up and put you
Flat on your back
So don't you mess with her little brother
Unless you want your jaw jacked
My sister could kick your ass
[Outro]
My sister could kick your ass
