Thomas Mac Ain't No
[Verse 1]
I was sitting there, tryna catch a buzz
Friday night, drinks with the buds
I've seen a ten walk in the room
I didn't realize, but my eyes were glued
My buddy said, "Just go over, man"
Oh, yeah, right, real nice plan
He bought me a shot and said, "Just go
The worst she can say is no"
[Chorus 1]
And she said, "Get away, you creep, you're killing me
You can't believe you've got a shot
Hope you don't think you're hot, 'cause you're not
Can't a girl just drink with her friends?
This is the end, it's time to go"
Oh, just remember, y'all
The worst she can say ain't no
[Verse 2]
I was standing there in the Starbucks line
A little sleepy-eyed, but doing just fine
The checkout girl, she was pretty cute
My boy said, "Yo, go make a move"
I said, "It don't feel like the right time"
He started laughing
"Boy, you're such a wimp, you'll be fine
What's the worst that can't happen?"
[Chorus 2]
And she threw my coffee right in my face
Then found her mace, sprayed my eyes
That's when I started crying, I ain't lying
Then a fella freakin' whipped out his phone
And turned his camera on
Said, "This is going on TikTok, bro"
The worst she can say ain't no
[Bridge]
I finally found the girl I was dreaming of
My whole life, one true love
I worked up the nerve to buy me a ring
And then there I was, on one knee
My life flashed before my eyes
I could picture that white dress
I'll admit it, damn right I cried
After she said, "Yes"
[Chorus 3]
'Cause then she said, "I can't wait to tell all my friends
Let's fly 'em in, where's your card?
Oh, yeah, I want a house with a big backyard
We should honeymoon out in Rome
I need a loan, babe
Should we go with green or seafoam?"
The worst she can say ain't no
The worst she can say ain't no
