They Might Be Giants Particle Man
Particle man, Particle man, Doin' the things a particle can, What's he like? It's not important, Particle man. Is he a dot? Or is he a speck? When he's under water does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Particle man. Triangle man, Triangle man, Triangle man hates Particle man, They have a fight, Triangle wins, Triangle man. Universe man, Universe man, The size of the entire Universe man, Usually kind to Smaller man, Universe man. He's got a watch with a minute hand, Millenium hand and an eon hand, And when they meet it's a happy land, Faxolite man, Universe man. Person man, Person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan, Lives his life in a garbage can, Person man. Is he depressed? Or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with Person man? Degraded man, Person man. Triangle man, Triangle man, Triangle man hates Person man, They have a fight, Triangle wins, Triangle man. Lyrics submitted by RavenPrince