Doctor Worm Lyrics

They Might Be Giants Doctor Worm

(They Might Be Giants)
They call me Doctor Worm
Good morning, how are you?  I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor but I
Am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know and you can
Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't
Hear the doorbell
When I get into it
I can't tell if you are
Watching me twirling the stick
When I give the signal, my friend
Rab Bible will play the solo
Someday somebody else besides me will
Call me by my stage name, they will
Call me Doctor Worm
Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor but I
Am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
And I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know and you can
Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'm not a real doctor but they call me Doctor Worm