Album Name : Reality Check
Release Date : 2008-01-15
Song Duration : 3:04
Teenagers Homecoming
last week i flew to san diego to see my antie
on day 1 i met her hot step daughter
shes a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan
as she stepped out of her massive car
i could only notice she was more than f..ckable
i think she was coming back from the game or something
cause she was holding those silly pompoms
on day 2 i f..cked her and it was wild
she is such a slut
i f..cked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
i f..cked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
it was dirty a dream came true
just like i like it shes got nice tits
it was perfect a dream came true
just like a song by blink182
ok listen girls
i met the hottest guy ever
basically as I was stepping out of my s.u.v.
i came face to face with my step cousin or whatever
who cares
anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair
and the cutest british accent ever
straight away I could tell he was a rocker
with his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me
mmm he is totally awesome
oh my god I think im in love
i f..cked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
i f..cked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
it was dirty a dream came true
just like i like it shes got nice tits
it was perfect a dream came true
just like a song by blink182
i f..cked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
i f..cked my american cunt
i loved my english romance
it was so nice to meet you
pleasure is mine I do like you
come to cancun for springbreak
ill think about it it could be great.
And don't forget he send me a "friend request".
As if.
