T.j. Swan And You Know That
Nobody can do it like the Swany can
(And you know that, and you know that, and you know that)
My name is Swan and I jam to dawn
I rock to the rhythm to the break of dawn
So you waited til now to hear my rap
It's like finding secrets to a hidden map
So just a-kick off your shoes and relax your feet
While you boogie down down to my funky beat
You put your body in check, put your foot on the floor
Just free, until you want no more
I'm sayin' on and on on and on
I said the beat don't stop until the break of dawn
I said don't stop, everybody rock
To the rhythm that sounds like this
'Cause ya see I'm the ladies man when I take command
I just rock with the master plan
I said on the case, in the place
I'm gonna throw my bass all in your face
'Cause I'm nice and easy with a sexy smile
I take command like a crocodile
I said I'll fill your mind with fascination
That's how I keep my reputation (Check it out)
I do it slow, I take my time
I work your body and I feed your mind
I said I give you chills, make you shiver
So damn cold that make your liver quiver
I'll break ya, take ya, shake ya down
Premeditate you won't hear a sound
I'll make ya rock, I'll make ya free
I'll make ya moan when you reach your peak
I said take away your misery
I help fulfill your fantasy
I'm a badass [?] from outer space
I come to freak this human race
You don't freak to this, you don't freak at all
You just as well drink Geritol
So don't stop, everybody rock
Until the rhtyhm that sounds like this (Hey!)
Ya see I was walking down the street one day
And this foxy thing just came my way
She said "TJ Swan, is that you"
I said a shooby-dooby-dooby-do
She said "I don't know, but I've been told
My foxy body's gonna turn to gold"
She said "I don't know, but I believe
This leg is all you need"
She just looked me in the eye and pat me on the back
I say Swan, can you handle that?
I say jump, back, hit the groove
Let me give you a hundred proof
When I was born into this funky world
I never had respect for a foxy girl
As you look at me and ya think you're bad
But women like you I've always had
I got 'em comin' out the north
Comin' out the south
Jumpin' out the pool just to hear my mouth
And you say that you want to know my name
And it's listed in the hall of fame
I'm the S-W-A-N-N
Get out my face, don't wanna see you again
Now the sweat was pourin' off her face
She was mad so I [?] her
She started shiverin' and shakin' and jumpin' around
So I knew she had Swan fever
Go down, go down, go down, go down
Get up and now grab the lever
Get up, a-go down, now shake it around
[?] ya got Swan fever
I said women look at me in amazement
'Cause I'm rapping all the time
Other rappers try to steal my lines
But I got more rhymes than a bank got dimes
Sugarhill, Hollywood, Kurtis Blow, Cheeba
They're all kinda good
But when you're rockin' with the Swan
And you get that deadly Swan fever
You finally realize in the back of your mind
Just who's sweeter than sweeter
I'm sweeter than sugar, I'm better than gold
I'll wave your mind while I blow your soul
I'm big, bold, bad and I'm outta sight
Can give you Swan fever all through the night
I'll make ya rock to the left, freak ya to the right
Do the Swan flu with all your might
With your skintight jeans and your big T-Shirt
I can please ya, but I'll teach 'cause I'm such a flirt
I'm a debonair yeah, beyond compare
I'm available and mailable everywhere
I can put you in trance with my sweet romance
And I never, never, never need a second chance
I got a PhD in mixology, 'cause I always rock the house so viciously
I'll blow your mind and put it back together
'Cause I'm chic, super sweet and so so clever
Ridin' a Rolls-Royce out to my jet
Landed on yacht I ain't finished yet
Jumped into my spaceship, fly to the stars
And I shocked the galaxy from Jupiter to Mars
I've got magic hands and a golden voice
[?] spin ya in air without a horse
I used to leap tall buildings with a single bound
But now I'm so bad I just knock 'em down
Go down, go down, go down, go down
Get up and now grab the lever
Get up, a-go down, now shake it around
[?] ya got Swan fever
Check it out, check it out, check it out
Check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out
You know I'm number one in the rapper's world
Strictly by the people's choice
[?] gonna stop until the break of dawn
I said it don't stop
Swan, can you handle that?
I say jump, back, hit the groove
Let me give you a hundred proof
When I was born into this funky world
I never had respect for a foxy girl
As you look at me and ya think you're bad
But women like you I've always had
Sugarhill, Hollywood, Kurtis Blow, [?]
They're all kinda good
But when you're rockin' with the Swan
And you get that deadly Swan fever
You finally realize in the back of your mind
Just who's sweeter than sweeter
Spin ya in air without a horse
I used to leap tall buildings with a single bound
But now I'm so bad I just knock 'em down
Go down, go down, go down, go down
Get up and now grab the lever
Get up, a-go down, now shake it around
[?] ya got Swan fever
Check it out, check it out, check it out
Check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out
So wherever you are from L.A. to New York
And you hear the sound of my voice
You know I'm number one in rapper's world
Strictly by the people's choice
Like a Huckleberry Hound not makin' a sound
Like a baseball field without a mound
Like those lightweight chumps who try to steal my crown
C'mon y'all, go down