Steel Panther Party All Day
When I was only three,
My mama said to me,
"Don't go screwin' a skanky hor,
Or you're gonna get VD"
When I was seventeen,
I boned a cooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
And my croth began to itch
But that's when I totally knew,
What God wanted me to do,
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f..ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna f..ck all night and party all day
Check it out
Now I'm in a bitchin' band,
And I'm banging every night
I don't care if she's a trailer hoe,
And she's got three freakin eyes
I get up in the afternoon,
Cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons,
While the slut polishes my knob
Smoke and drink and screw,
That's what I was born to do,
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f..ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna f..ck all night and party all day
Now God's looking down on me,
Saying, Hey man, way to be
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f..ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f..ck all night and party all day
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f..ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
f..ck all night and party
f..ck f..ck f..ck yeah,
f..ck yeah!
... f..ck yeah, dude
