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Asian Hooker Lyrics


Steel Panther Asian Hooker

I'm in Tokyo
looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
but I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees

Sucky f..cky
Sucky f..cky
Sucky f..cky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little motherfucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
cuz my dick won't work
It's like i got punched in the nuts
by a dude who knows Thai-chi

Sucky f..cky
Sucky f..cky
Sucky f..cky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother f..cker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm f..ckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just f..cking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I'm f..cking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm f..ckin gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother f..cker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's f..ck some Asian
Hookers!!!!


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