Asian Hooker Lyrics

I'm in Tokyo

looking for a Ho

Tried to score some blow

but I don't speak Japanese

Find a geisha girl

Take her for a whirl

Wrap a tuna roll on my dick

And the bitch is on her knees

Sucky f..cky

Sucky f..cky

Sucky f..cky

smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!

Hot little motherfucker!

Asian Hooker!

Dirty Little Cocksucker!

I'm in South Korea

Broke out with Gonorrhea

Now I totally figured it out

That's why it hurts when I go pee

I feel like a jerk

cuz my dick won't work

It's like i got punched in the nuts

by a dude who knows Thai-chi

Sucky f..cky

Sucky f..cky

Sucky f..cky

smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!

Hot little mother f..cker!

Asian Hooker!

Dirty Little Cocksucker!

Hey, I'm the man with a plan

I'm f..ckin' going to Japan

Gonna spend a couple grand

Just f..cking hookers in the can

Fuck the rest of the band

I'm f..cking going to Asian

Do some coke and get a tan

I'm f..ckin gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!

Hot little mother f..cker!

Asian Hooker!

Dirty Little Cocksucker!

I want them Asian

Hookers!

Let's f..ck some Asian

Hookers!!!!