Stanford Fleet Street Singers Metrosexual
If you like to wear your jeans so that they
Hhh...hug you tight (hhh...hug you tight!)
You spend an hour before class to get your
Hair just right (hair just right!)
And your girlfriend is confused she doesn't
Get it at all (not at all!)
Why you've got pictures of Clay Aiken hangin'
Up all over your wall (Clay Aiken's hot!)
So just explain to your honey
While you're holding her hand
You're not gay you're just a
Caring, stylish, sensitive man!
You're metrosexual with a friendly smile
Metrosexual, with impeccable style
And it's acceptable every once in a while
To get your nails done 'cause you can be sure:
Oh you put the man back in manicure!
All your clothes are from Hollister and
Abercrombie & Fitch (tight-ass jeans!)
And every Sunday night you shave your chest and
Boy does it itch (razor burn!)
I won't tell the guys your favorite film is
Bring It On! (Kirsten Dunst!)
Or that you've got a season ticket to the
Local tanning salon (speedo tan!)
So don't worry that your Broadway knowledge
Can't be surpassed
Or that on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
You'd be too hard to cast!
You're metrosexual with a friendly smile
Metrosexual, with impeccable style
And it's acceptable every once in a while
To get your nails done 'cause you can be sure:
Oh you put the man back in manicure!
Now I know you're feelin' down and out
'Cause no-one knows you're straight
But can't you see, you're not alone—
Can't you see I can relate?
I've been there too; I know it's more
Than one man can endure
I'll be behind you every step...
Platonically for sure!
You're metrosexual with a friendly smile
With exceptional pecs, and impeccable style
And you know it's acceptable every once in a while
To watch a chick flick 'cause you can be sure:
Oh you put the man back in Mandy Moore!
You're metrosexual with a friendly smile
Metrosexual, with impeccable style
And it's acceptable every once in a while
To get your nails done 'cause you can be sure:
Oh you put the man back in manicure!
