Shooter Life's A Bitch
Ooooooo, Ooooooo, Ooooooo Everybody's tellin all, baring their souls, just to go on the Rikki Lake Show Shoo-bi-doop-doop-why Last night I turned the TV on, you were booed off stage, singin your famous love song Why And tell me who makes the rules Shoulda been born on the Milky Way Wanna belong to the world today Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die Shoulda been born on the Milky Way Can't believe what I heard today Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die Shoo-bi-doop-bow I mean, while I got my magazine tellin me, sellin me lies on how I could be the perfect ten Shoo-bi-doop-doop-why And my boyfriend left just the other day, he's all messed up, is he straight or is he gay Shoo-bi-doop-doop-why So tell me who makes the rules Shoulda been born on the Milky Way Wanna belong to the world today Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die Shoulda been born on the Milky Way Can't believe what I heard today Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die So if I fall If I fall...oh...all Shoulda been born on the Milky Way Wanna belong to the world today Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die Shoulda been born on the Milky Way Can't believe what I heard today Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die Shoulda been born on the Milky Way Wanna belong to the world today Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die Shoulda been born on the Milky Way Can't believe what I heard today Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die Shoulda been born on the Milky Way Wanna belong to the world today Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die Shoulda been born on the Milky Way Can't believe what I heard today Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die