Saw Doctors Howya Julia
HOW'YA JULIA
(Moran/Carton)
How ya Julia, how ya Julia
How ya Julia, did ya hear about yer one
How ya Julia, how ya Julia
How ya Julia, did ya hear about yer one
Did you see yer one with Gay-bo, talkin' on the Late,
Late Show
She was tellin' us about the things that happened long
ago
How she loved the bishop and he loved her just as well
Only God knows will he go to Heaven or to Hell
He helped the starvin' millions and he got them food to
eat
And the homeless Irish immigrants are livin' on the
street
And when it came to singin' his repertoire was vast
He swore that he'd be celibate he slipped and broke his
fast
Chorus:
Mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, off
with the nightie
Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are
rattlin' now
Mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, off
with the nightie
Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are
rattlin' now
Now when he was up in Galway takin' in the church
collection
His lover must be busy writing down her recollections
Like was the poodle black or white and did the moon
come out
I'll have to read this thing meself and find this
matter out
When you think about his logic sure its cars that come
to mind
Like the way he drove his Lancia to get to church on
time
A twenty four hour ****** job I did one down in Tuam
He wasn't such a slow coach when he got her in the room
Mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, off
with the nightie
Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are
rattlin' now
Mighty, mighty, Lord almighty, off with the collar, off
with the nightie
Jesus, Mary and Holy Saint Joseph, the beads are
rattlin' now
Oh the blind and faithful followers are worried and
distraught
And the only thing that's botherin' them is that the
poor man he got caught
Chorus
Must be funny in the morning he'd be doin' the
consecration
After nights of long and passionate, unbridled
fornication
Sittin' in the chapel attendin' exposition
Dreaming Karma Sutra and his favorite position
How ya Julia, how ya Julia
How ya Julia, did ya hear about yer one
How ya Julia, how ya Julia
How ya Julia, did ya hear about yer one
Chorus
