Roy Harper Advertisement (another Intentional Irrelevent Suicide)
I get up and I walk across the room I get to the door - I've been there before Wondering what I got up for When all of a certain I remember What I was going to say to you Standing there watching my member Hanging there squirting the loo I'm really stoned I'm really stoned Permanently out my bone I'm really stoned I sit down on the phone I get the urge To dump yesterday, flush it away I hope the force is still with me When sure enough the door flies off it's hinges And there stands P.C. Bill Identikit Saying "I've got trouble finding where I'm going "Coz my backside is very badly lit "Hello, hello, hello "My bloody head no longer seems to fit "Hello, hello, hello "And you're under arrest... ...and...'ello?" I'm really stoned I'm really stoned Permanently out my bone I'm really stoned So come on, let go Let your feelings show There's something inside you The person beside you really needs to know Come on, change your mind You never know what you might find Break out the rizlas And roll up a place to unwind Well you can bust me once You can bust me twice But you'd have to top me To finally stop me from loading my dice 'Coz I'm really stoned I'm really stoned Permanently out my bone I'm really stoned (Joan bakewell) Tart
