Romanovsky & Phillips Give Me A Homosexual
(For all the straight men who think that every gay man is out to seduce them, and for those gay men who indeed are.) With so many gay men and so little time It never has been an obsession of mine To try and pursue heterosexual men The ones who are real or the ones who pretend That kind of facade's not attractive to me I like my lovers as queer as can be Give me a homosexual Who loves in a homoemotional way I like a man of acceptance Give me a guy who is glad to be gay Now to some of my peers its the ultimate thrill Seducing a straight man by bending his will But I am a man who loves men who love men And that is of course what I most recommend While I'm sure there are men who just need some unstraightening I haven't the patience to be educating Give me a homosexual One who's perfected his oral technique I like a man who's had practice Give me a guy who is fluent in Greek And I don't understand all those classified ads Filled with desires that I've never had "Straight-looking Marine seeks straight cop to please..." How straight do they look when they're down on their knees? It's a taste that I've never been able to savor This preoccupation with sexist behavior And people will ask us "Which one's the girl?" 'Cause they limit themselves to those roles in their world But we don't have any such models to clone We're perfectly free to develop our own Give me a homosexual I don't want a husband and I don't want a wife I like a man who's my equal Someone who's made it the style of his life Give me a homosexual Who loves in a homoemotional way I like a man of acceptance Give me a guy who is glad to be gay
