Riverdales Plan 13
Lucy went out on a date, they parked in Lover's Lane
Makin' out to Dion and the radio broke in
Said a one-armed lunatic was on the loose and Lucy freaked
Peeled out, tires spinnin' crazy, that's what we call Plan 13
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Back as themselves, back at Lucy's, under the street lights
Lucy walked around the car to kiss her goon goodnight
A bloody hook was hangin' from the handle gleamin', out of scene
Lucy dropped dead on the spot, man that's what we call Plan 13
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Sue was babysitting, getting freaky calls all night
The operator said, "We'll trace him, keep him on the line"
Call came in, "He's upstairs in the house!" the operator screamed
Sue ran out, the cops showed up, the kids were dead, that's Plan 13
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