Rhett & Link The S.e.t.i.
Every morning I wake up, and I grab my donut and
coffee, and I sit down at my screen (Plasma Screen)
Nothing gets me going, like the possibility of knowing,
there might be an intelligent extraterrestrial message
for me. (Empty Inbox)
Every day is the same, we don't hear anything, but we
like to play Sudoku, lately we've been into Live Action
Role Playing Games.
We know it's only a matter of time, before we finally
find, intelligent life, saying hi! "HI!"
Hello. Hello. Hello. This is the moment we've been
waiting for!
"Hello. Hello. Hello. I Bid you greetings from my
distant world."
We may not have long, so while the signals strong, tell
us: What is your planet like? "Well alright."
Have you cured all disease? "No."
Have you achieve world peace? "No."
Is your skin pale green? "No."
Do your spacecraft come with tractor beams? "No."
Do you wear shiny clothes? "Rarely."
What about long flowing robes? "Well actually, right
now I'm in my boxers." Oh.
Well how many intergalactic languages do you know?
"I did take French in high school." French?
Hold on. "Ok."
Can you specify your exact location?
"In Canada."
Canada? Canada?
"Broadcasting from my little shortwave radio."
"In Canada."
Canada? Canada?
"Broadcasting from my little shortwave radio."
