Legal Age Life At Variety Store Lyrics

Rheostatics Legal Age Life At Variety Store

Well, legal age life at variety store
Dealing in dope by the Exit door
Waiting to work like a worm at the core
Standing so long in the snow I'm sore
I'm the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?

Well, legal age life at variety store
These are the things that make me roar:
Disco sux and so does war
The meek shall inherit the Earth no more
I'm the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?

And each time I wake up I try to speak
Well, I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek
And each time I wake up I feel so weak
Dumbfounded

Ah, legal age life at variety store
Sticking my head through the passenger door