Regurgitator Couldn't Do It
If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts Stand on my head and juggle three alley cats Take out King Kong and still feel strong Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken Bat feet, frogs tongue and I'd not take a lickin' Walk in the rain, plugged into the toaster I'd get a charge, but I'd still feel the mosta Take out the Mummy, the Werewolf and Frogman Save dying Princess' from the Toxic Avenger's Plan Head on with Godzilla, I'd not flinch a muscle Have out Captain Kirk without the slightest of hustle I could drown a fish, or push a bird off a cliff Say Yo to Gogo and not toke on a fat spliff Grow an extra arm growin' outta my forehead Come back from the grave take a walk with the undead I couldn't do it... I nurture a flower, let it grow into a Triffid Spit lethal poison, leave your body feeling rigid I've talked to Satan, I've talked to God Without standing in the flesh with my hand on my big rod I couldn't do it... (repeat first verse) I couldn't do it...