Red House Painters Three-legged Cat
she was asleep when i hobbled to the bed with a broken foot bleeding i clawed at her head "the mirror tumbled on me," i cried "but it wasn't my fault," i lied spend my whole life neurotic and fat now i'm just a three-legged cat doctor said, "we'll have to amputate that" so now i'm just a three-legged cat a three-legged cat