Reckless Kelly Time Bomb
She left him at the altar
Smashed her wedding cake
And she stripped off her long white dress
then her sexy lingerie
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely
on the lips
Oh lord have mercy, because
my sister's flipped
Couldn't see it coming
How were we to know
Mother's little angel
little devil though
She was such a sweet young thing, but
something went wrong
Twenty years on a straight line, I guess it
built a live time bomb
She left him at the altar
Smashed her wedding cake
And she stripped off her long white dress
And then her sexy lingerie
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely
On the lips
Oh lord have mercy, because
My sister's flipped
Old Johnny Two-Shoes
his jaw just hit the floor
Little Granny Jones, yeah
she keeled right over
Should've seen the best man get a
smile on his face
And that sleazy maid of honor, you know, you know it
made her day
She left him at the altar
smashed her wedding cake
And she stripped off her long white dress
And then her sexy lingerie
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely
on the lips
Oh lord have mercy, because
my sister's flipped
Said lord have mercy, because --
