Redneck Piece Of White Trash Lyrics

I like shooting pool and I like throwing darts

I like going to the junkyard and looking for parts

I like shooting my guns in the dark

I like to hang out in the trailer park

They got used tires for sale in good shape

I got every Dukes of Hazzard that they sold on tape

Who are you to tell me I ain't got no class

I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

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I like to dip and I like to spit

I like talking on the phone while I; m taking a shit

I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

If you don't like that pucker up mother f..cker, you can kiss my ass

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Well I like my out of date hairdo

I like picking my nose and getting tattoos

I like drinking beer and working on my car

I like to drink beer and piss in my yard

I like to burp and I like to fart

I like picking up girls when I go to WalMart

I like adjusting my nuts and scratching my ass

I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

Chorus

Instrumental break

Last night I went ot bed with a buzz

I dreamed I was drinking, I woke up and I was

I; ll be a drunk redneck til the day I'm dead

I drink beer with my breakfast and before I go to bed

I like to fish and hunt when I'm drunk

I like to f*ck in the back of my truck

You can call me rude and crude and crass

But I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

Chorus

Pucker up mother f..cker x3

You can kiss my ass