Ray Stevens She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
By the banks of her own lagoon
She said she's always been a dancer
She worked at fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the answer
I just knew what I could not say
Didn't anybody tell her
Didn't anybody see
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me
And so I quit the police department
To get myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
She could steal, but she could not rob
Didn't anybody tell her
Oh, didn't anybody see
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me
Didn't anybody tell her
Oh, didn't anybody see
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me
