Randy Stonehill American Fast Food
American fast food
What a stupid way to die
American fast food
Order me the jumbo fries
Oh, oh, it's easy
It's so easy and and it's trouble free
It's quick and disposable, just like me
If I don't stop eating
This greasy American fast food
Well we're undernourished
but we're overfed
And we're munching on the burger
With the white bread
And we're sucking up the sugar
In a milkshake
Till we slip into depression
With a big headache
And our arteries are crying out
"Give us a break!"
American fast food
What a stupid way to die
American fast food
You kiss your old age goodbye
Oh, oh, it's easy
It's so easy and and it's trouble free
It's quick and disposable, just like me
If I don't stop eating
This greasy American fast food
You won't have to embalm me
When my life is through
There's so many preservatives in what I eat
The job's being done right now for you
"Can I take your order, please?"
"A cheeseburger, fries, and a big chocolate malted"
It's prefab junk at an exorbitant price
And it's bound to make you nauseous
If you look at it twice
But they're selling you by telling you
It's food that's fun
When it tastes like cardboard
It chews like sponge
'Cause it's really only garbage
On a sesame bun
American fast food
What a stupid way to die
American fast food
Order me the chili-size
Oh, oh, it's easy
It's so easy and and it's trouble free
It's quick and disposable, just like me
If I don't stop eating
This greasy American fast food
If I don't stop eating
This greasy American fast food
