Ranagri The Medication Show
Through his monocle he spies
Coronation is the prize
Quite the dandy in their eyes
He'll save nation as he cries
‘I'm only waiting for the nostrums to arrive'
Anchored patiently since 1969
Aboard the good ship Tally Ho
There are faces you all know
Doffing caps and holding true
We'll make a soldier boy of you
Get your tickets to the medication show
They're showing Wellington and now it's off we go..
All aboard, take me in
To a golden destination
Let the carnival begin
All aboard, back to the days of black & white
Take me in take me in
Ruling the waves in black & white
Waterloo, El Alamein
Flapper dresses & champagne
Penny farthings in the rain
I told you you'd be great again
Though you're waiting for the doctor to arrive
You know it's great to have the hangman back on side
All aboard, take me in
It's a golden destination
It's a parliament of sin
All aboard - back to the days of black & white
Take me in take me in
Ruling the waves in black & white..
Now all the dandies in the land
Hypnotise you with their slight of hand
Off shore pirates rule the waves
And they're only a heartbeat away
From the land, the land of black & white
Burt & Ernie wax the tache
King & country down the hatch
Hanky panky at the Ritz
Two fat ladies off their tits
They're only waiting for more cocktails to arrive
They haven't laughed so much since 1925
All aboard, take me in
It's a golden destination
Let the carnival begin
All aboard, back to the days of black & white
Take me in take me in
Take me in take me in
They're only a heartbeat away....
