Racoon Wendy
Daybreak, another new day shines
the school dance is coming in
She's giving dad the 'Please can I,
Charlie is taking me'
‘Charlie that worthless son of a gun
You better ask your mom'
She said: 'O dad give me a break,
a miracle is what it takes
If you say yes, she can't say no'
And dad said; 'Allright, go,
but there's a curfew and behave,
don't spend all your money
O and Wendy? Be home 11.30
Wendy, you better listen to your daddy'
11.30, home she is
'Mom, dad, I'm going to bed'
Kiss, kiss and goes upstairs,
She’s sneaking out the window,
tearing up her rental dress
Her friends are waiting down the street
'Hey Charlie, Tom and Emma, here is Wendy,
brought a bit of brandy'
Wendy listen to your Daddy
Safe sex and liquor in the punch
Hangs out with Charlie and the bunch
Wendy in the backseat of a chevy
Supposedly the night is gone
Wendy had lots of fun
But daddy screams: 'What have you done,
you're grounded 'till your twenty-one'
Wendy, you should have listened to your daddy
Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy
