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I Can't Stop Farting Lyrics


Queers I Can't Stop Farting


Last night I had burritos
and I drank a lot of beer
And now a funny smell
is eminating from my rear
My girlfriend tries to hold her nose
and falls into a swoon
I got a problem and
I don't know what to do

HELP!

I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting

My flatulent ass
sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a shit
but I'm shit outta luck
My sphincter rears its ugly head
as I clear out the room
I gotta problem and
I don't know what to do

HELP!

I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting



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