Album Name : Love Songs for the Retarded
Release Date : 2006-07-11
Song Duration : 1:42
Queers I Can't Stop Farting
Last night I had burritos
and I drank a lot of beer
And now a funny smell
is eminating from my rear
My girlfriend tries to hold her nose
and falls into a swoon
I got a problem and
I don't know what to do
HELP!
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
My flatulent ass
sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a shit
but I'm shit outta luck
My sphincter rears its ugly head
as I clear out the room
I gotta problem and
I don't know what to do
HELP!
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting