Quantum Jump Neighbours
(one day mothers fences were blown down in the wind) Oh yes we've lived on the fourth Since you've lived on the fifth Must be about nine years by now We've been passing on the stairs Yes, well we've noticed your friends We've heard you argue some nights Smelt your meals through the floor Never known you by your first names Just a mister and missis No children to play Make us bang on the ceiling What a surprise when you called to say "Oh well we're having a party - Come on over tonight"... We're neighbours (pass your key) Living over you, living over me - Well we dressed up so fine Rang the doorbell at nine Your eyes were on fire When you opened the door Your husband was... hazy You offered us grass Well of course we refused When I went to the loo Tripped on the carpet And was joined by a few Limbo ladies like touching So they felt me up and down Laid me out on the floor Till I cried out for less I came back to the sofa And there was no one around Cos you'd stolen my wife To play games With two men and a snake Hey mam, what's happening to me mam etc. I was hungry and hot Couldn't see through the smoke You were wonderful neighbours And we were your joke We're neighbours (pass your key) Living over you, living over me Crossed the landing alone Made me some toast Think I'll buy A country cottage with a moat ...Well I wasn't rehearsed Think I'll buy... Limbo ladies like touching Think I'll buy a country cottage with a moat Limbo ladies like touching, settle down - (Limbo cottage with ladies in the moat)
