Psychostick Zombie Claus
Jolly I am the one
It's time for a Christmas fun
Flying through the trees
Sleigh bells jingling
Sack all full of toys
Bringing Christmas joy
To every boy and girl
All over the world
Spread season's greetings
And slide down the chimneys
And give all the gifts
Cause I'm Santa Claus
Sit on my lap
And tell me what you want
Then I'll add it to my list
Cause I'm Santa Claus
Maker of the list
Gonna check it twice
Gonna find out if
You're naughty or nice
Sleigh up in the sky
As the reindeer fly
Can you hear the hooves
Landing on your roof
Got a round belly
A bowl full of jelly
I eat all them cookies
I'm Santa Claus
I raise such a clatter
You'll see what's the matter
I fill up your stocking
I'm Santa Claus
Here comes Santa
Here comes Santa
Have you been a good girl this year?
Hear those sleigh bells
Jingle jangle
Have you been a bad boy this year?
Let them sugar plums
Dance inside your head
I may watch you sleep
As you lay in bed
Elves make all my toys
They can never die
Work 'em to the bone
Whip 'em if they cry
Don't you dare pout and
You better watch out since
I'm coming to your town
Cause I'm Santa Claus
North Pole dictator
With elves for slave labor
And eight flying reindeer
I'm Santa Claus
Sees you sleeping
Sees you awake
Have you been a bad girl this year?
Better be good
For goodness sake
Have you been a good boy this year?
Spread season's greetings
And slide down the chimneys
And give all the gifts
Cause I'm Santa Claus
Sit on my lap
And tell me what you want
Then I'll add it to my list
Cause I'm Santa Claus