Psychostick Pluh
One, two, three, four, five, six
Seven
I dunno
Here we go
Tearin' down the road doin' ninety
in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of
gas
I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a
Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to fast
I saw the red and blue in my rear view
So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road
He looked at me in the nose and said:
"Son, do you realize your tires are round?"
And I said:
"PLUH!"
[in the background]
"Uhhh....What'd you say?"
Stupid..Guy, I SAID PLUH!
Walkin' down the streets in my
running shoes lookin' for a shoestore
So that I can find myself parking spot
I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing
but his boxers
And a cap that said:
"I like tater tots."
He said something in Latin
that I didn't understand
And I thought the worst until
he pointed at my wrist
Then I saw that all he wanted was the time
So I looked at the broken watch, and I said:
"Pluh"
[in the background]
"I still don't get it"
[mumbled] "what the, f..cking"
"I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!"
"What the, get that wicky-wack shit out of my music!"
"Okay, Okay"
"This is heavy"
"Yep"
If there ever was a word that you heard
SO ABSURD
It could take the place of ANYTHING
that you could say
Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question
Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!
So remember the next time you forget
What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence-
Don't strain your brain to remember the word
Instead look 'em right in the nose and
Tell 'em that the answer is:
"PLUH!"
[in background]
"Oh I get it!"
"Yeah, now you know"
"I SAID PLUH!"
"Yeah, beat that"
"Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
Pluh"
"Yes i said PLUH, PLUH, Pluh!"
[indistinguishable mumbling and screaming]
