President Evil Midnight Weedtrain
I met a man down at entral station
His skin looked pale and green
He said may I introduce myself?
My name is Mr. Thirteen
You're not looking happy, son, he said
You're not satisfied
Take my hand and follow me
I know what you need tonight
The midnight weedtrain's coming
Prepare yourself to ride
What else left to say then he's right
With every single word
He's a man with a mission
Yeah, he's a man that will be heard
So now we're out to save you
From your everyday pain
Yeah, we're out to save you
Just catch the train
The midnight weedtrain's coming
Prepare yourself to ride
