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Pratt Dave & The Sex Machine Band Red Christmas

Well, Santa's makin' toys for all the girls 'n' boys
Even for their parents so they can get their joys
So I wrote him a letter and nothin' could be better
'Cause Santa always keeps his word
I said I want somethin' red, anything red
Come on Santa, don't be a nerd, ha ha ha
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It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a Red Christmas
It's gonna be a ho, ho, ho
Well, red is my sleigh and Rudolph's nose
Mrs. Claus is wearin' red panty hose
When my weather gets cold red is my nose
So is my ?XO! when I forget my clothes
Now I really like it red, now, even in bed
Maybe Mrs. Claus would like me instead
'Cause Santa's on the rooftop knockin' down a gift
The reindeer bend over and the fun begins
CHORUS
Donner and Blitzen with Killians Red Beer
Dancer and Prancer with red underwear
Boy George has his own little red panties
But he likes it better when he's in Santies!
CHORUS
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