Potato Pies Xxl (extra Extra Large)
When you're small and skinny
Choosing clothes is not a problem
When you're big and fat
Its impossible to find some
I try to fit in to small and medium
But they're skin tight
Go up to large- it isn't as bad
I tell myself it's just my height
But i really know i'm so fat
I'm extra extra large
In big- sized clothes
I can't remember
The last time i saw my toes
Standing up is becoming hard
Maybe i'm just tired
Yeah right, lets face it
I'm a tub of lard
I probably won't find love
With some anorexic tart
But when can i
Open up my heart?
There's too much fat in the way
Can't you tell?
This takes some time
To grow and swell
