Potato Pies  f..ck Off Road Rage
			I look forward to going to places 
I like seeing other people's faces 
But I don't enjoy the car ride 
I hate everyone that cuts me up at the side 
I just want to drive at the speed limit 
I don't want to swear at this stupid shit 
Who thinks he owns the road 
Like the wind in the willows toad 
I wanted to get there safely 
I see these idiots trying to go quicker than me 
I want to get out and hit the bastards 
I shout and call them f..cking retards 
Because that's what they are 
Trying to kill everyone with their car 
I just want a safe journey 
I don't need these bastards annoying me 
I have to lose me temper 
They are stupid and think they're clever 
I shout out the window 
They can't hear me so? 
They are f..cking f..cked up shits 
They are all a bunch of pricks 
I should probably calm down 
And maybe just frown 
But it is so hard 
When I see this f..cking retard 
They are f..cking f..cked up shits 
They are all a bunch of pricks 
I want to get out and hit the bastards 
I shout and call them f..cking retards 
Because that's what they are 
Trying to kill everyone with their car