Planet Smashers Uncle Gordie
Shovel the snow off the frozen lake,
I start tying on my brand new skates
Shoot the puck with Uncle Gordie
He leaves work early 'cause we love hockey
When I grow up I want to play in the NHL
On the same line with Oleg and his brother Kjell
Checking Dougie Gilmour, crack his head
Slash Theorin Fleury, hack his legs
Uncle Gordie he shoots he scores!
My friends ain't all-stars but they're ok,
Pick up teams drop the puck and play
Skate until dinner, watch the pros on TV
Screw my homework 'cause we love hockey
