The Pedobear Lyrics

Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped turned upside down

So I'd like to take a minute - just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the meme called Pedobear.

In West Neverland, born and raised

Stalking playgrounds is how I spent most of my days

Checking out max, relaxing all cool

Playing with my balls near the kids pool

When a couple kids who were looking real good

Didn't check the registry in their neighborhood

I touched one little kid and her mom got scared

She said "I'm calling the FBI you sick Pedobear!"

So I whistled for a van but when it came near

The license plate said Chan and there was a party in the rear

If anything I thought this van was a snare

Ah, forget it you can't catch Pedobear!

I pulled out of this girl who was 7 or 8

Yelled to the Moralfags "Yo Homos! Sage you later!"

Looked at her crotch, got there before hair

She can sit on my bone - cos I'm the Pedobear.