Paul Schoeffler Hook's Waltz
[Captain Hook, spoken]
I am the greatest villain of all time!
Who is Blue Beard?
[Pirates, spoken]
Nobody!
[Captain Hook, spoken]
Who is Nero?
[Pirates, spoken]
Nobody!
[Captain Hook, spoken]
Who is Jack the Ripper?
[Pirates, spoken]
Nobody!
[Captain Hook]
Who's the swiniest swine in the world?
[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!
[Captain Hook]
Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?
[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!
[Captain Hook]
Captain of villainy
Madder and loot
Eager to kill any
Who says that my hook isn't cute
[Smee, spoken]
It's cute
[Captain Hook]
Who's the slimiest rat in the pack?
[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!
[Captain Hook]
Who's unlovable
Who's unlivable
Who's existence is just unforgivable
Who would stoop to the lowest and cheapest of tricks in the book
[Pirates]
Tricks in the book
Slimy, slimy Captain Hook
Captain Hook
Captain Hook
Captain Hook
Captain Hook
[Captain Hook, spoken]
Who's the swiniest?
[Pirates, spoken]
Swiniest!
[Captain Hook, spoken]
The doggiest?
[Pirates, spoken]
Doggiest!
[Captain Hook, spoken]
The slimiest?
[Pirates, spoken]
Slimiest!
[Captain Hook]
Who's the creepiest creep in the world?
[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!
[Captain Hook]
Who's dispensable?
[Pirates]
You!
[Captain Hook]
Reprehensible
[Pirates]
You!
[Captain Hook]
Who's behavior is just indepencable?
[Pirates]
You!
[Captain Hook]
Who's the crawling-est, cruelest, promiest, crookonous crook
[Pirates]
Crooknous crook
What a prize
What a joy
[Captain Hook]
Mrs. Hook's little baby boy
Look, look, look
[Pirates]
The surge of the sea
[Captain Hook, spoken]
Yes, yes, yes
Just little ol' me
[All]
Captain Hook!
Yo ho!