Haunted House Lyrics

Me and Benjie roamin' round the neighborhood

Talkin' trash and lookin' cool and feelin' good

Took a road that neither of us seen before

Found ourselves where neither of us been before

When the road had ended

Totally dead-ended

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Spirits flyin'

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Someone cryin'

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Found ourselves a possilutely verifiable

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Me and my pal Benjie felt the goose bumps rise

Funny stuff was happenin' right before our eyes

Saw the ectoplasm forming from the walls

Saw the figure standing where the shadow falls

Hair on heads up-ending

Family jewels ascending

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Doors a-creakin'

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Somethin' shriekin'

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Stumbled on a absoltutely freakifyin'

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Me and my pal Benjie got our gas in ear

Hearts began a-pounding in response to fear

Saw the shadow of the house tower over us

Smell of mold and death of cold took hold of us

No use in denyin' four little feets a-flyin'

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Thunder and lightenin'

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Real invitin'

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Running from a

Shock-afyzin'

Terrorizin'

Traumatizin'

Scandalizin'

Mesmerizin'

And surprisin'

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You ain' nothing but an ol' spook fact'ry

Ain't never gonna be your replacement batt'ry.