Nero The Rottweiler Lyrics

Oemons Nero The Rottweiler

Nero the rottweiler
Not the best dog ever
Big, and covered with black fur
Pees all over the furniture

Nero the rottweiler
Not the best dog ever
Every time we go walking
Half the time he's defecating

But you're better than most people
'Cause most people are assholes
And I'm allergic to assholes

Nero the rottweiler
Not the best dog ever
Just when we're having a blast
Runs off to sniff another dog's ass

Nero the rottweiler
Not the best dog ever
Even in romance he fails
Tries to mount and hump other males

But you're better than most people
'Cause most people are assholes
And I'm allergic to assholes

Nero the rottweiler
You're my best friend ever
And despite all of your faults
My friend, I will tickle your balls
Because it's what real friends do
I will tickle both of your balls