Oemons Morgue Express
Cut myself as if I'm paper
Jump off a tall skyscraper
Or maybe get run over by a ten wheeler
Hang myself as if I'm laundry
Drown in a pool, ocean, or sea,
I'll take lots of blue pills to get o.d.'d
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast
Guillotine, decapitation
Maybe I should TRY suffocation?
Or eat an apple coated with nasty poison
Pop myself with this loaded gun
Suicide bombing is an option
Light myself on fire until I'm well done
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast
I could slow down I'll take my time
I'll smoke to get cancer, i'll f..ck a hooker with AIDs
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast
I don't care how I get there
As long as I get there fast